Clean Your Damn Screen

Is your screen dirty? Maybe this can help.

http://theglobalbible.com/temp/screenclean.swf

Oh, make sure you're running a maximised window for full effect.

What the hell?

http://divinecaroline.com/article/22250/42005

What were these guys thinking?

Shouldn't you be reading dianetics?

Okay okay, I know there's too many Youtube-based submissions, but this one is just so damn good!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=yY5QzAYm5KE



This song rivals Benny Lava in its ability to become stuck in my head.

Girly Man

If you haven't seen this classic already, you deserve to be punched in the face.



Other excellent 'translations' by Buffalax:

I fought a barber man.

All along watch you pumping my retard. (Pseudo-famous Tunak Tunak Tun).

Moskau.

And the original which started it all in 2000 by a bunch of Swedes: Hatten är din.